It's a bum world...

This is the very philosophical conclusion to which we arrived after Nafis shared his revelation with us. Apparently, the line that marked his existence the most was "touch my bum, this is life" from the very cheesy song of the Cheeky Girls. The truth is, he says, that life is all about bum - you know, technically like that bumper sticker that says life is all about ass. He just gave it another turn, that men are trying to grab women's bums, we're all kissing bosses' and politicians' bums etc etc.

In a personal interview with the Resident Fish, he has further clarified the meaning behind his slightly pornographic statement. Lets hear it from the horse's mouth:

IM: So, Mr. Fish, would you please describe the details behind your statement? (this whole sentence was actually summarized in a high-pitched monosyllable "WHAT?")

The Resident Fish: yes, miss marin. Of course. After all, without my wisdom, the world would be falling apart. Why, if it wasn't for me, then would the current Prime Minister of Bangladesh be credible enough for her party member to try and persuade the parliament to form a regulation that would urge the Nobel Committee to award her with the Nobel Prize (ref). Anyways, coming back to the point - the song is actually DEEP! If you think about it, are we all not trying to do something with someone else's ass or even ass in general? You work it off, laugh it off, bet it, put it on the line, whoop it, wipe it, you ARE it, cant find it, chew it, work it, grind it, get it handed to you, put it in a sling, cover it, crawl up it, drag it, get it, give it, haul it, bust yours or others', have something up it, keep it down, kick it, kiss yours and others', look like it, act like it, talk like it, smell like it, take something up it and even pull something out of it. If you do not do any of the above, then maybe you are or have been one of the following at some point of your life - badass, jackass, pain in the ass, asshole, assclown, ass man, asswipe, big ass, candy ass, dumbass, half-assed, smart ass, lardass and tightass (thanks). Anyways, the point here is that the "ass" is an omnipresent word in our lives and we just cant do without it! It does not matter whether it is called an ass, bum, derriere, bottom, butt, buttocks, can, fanny, keister, posterior, rear, rear end, seat, buns, cheeks, heinie, booty, phat, junk in the trunk, rump, badonkadonk, cakes, arse, tushi, toosh, petooti....(*whew*, thats all i know), its all the same and have the same importance and implications in our lives apart from being related to the two biological processes that are usually associated with it. So back to you Ms. Marin.

IM: I believe this post should be classified as 18 years and older due to vulgar content and STUPIDITY!

--------------End of Interview---------------

Since the conversation has gone so long about ass, I just cannot resist but put this song up, please enjoy: Alex C ft Y-ass: Sweetest Ass in the World 

Also Please Stay Tuned as in the coming episodes, we will bring "The Devil"-'s take on the four lettered omnipresent abominable monosyllable....

Signed,

The Resident Fish in Snuffles' account